Thursday, July 17, 2014

The Branded Thugs - Nigerian Army, The New Area Boys

It is no longer news to hear of military violence in Nigeria and it is always between the army and another arm of the force, especially the Police; it is no longer strange to see soldiers harassing civilians, especially when they are in convoy or they  find a civilian wearing casual camouflage accessories even though it is legal to wear it. It is now common site to see the Nigerian government using the force to intimidate, shun and oppress her citizenry into succumbing to their whims and caprice especially when the people rise to make demands for equity and the rule of law, or more common is the arson against opposition to express and effect dominance; but it gets stranger when the military suddenly becomes the enemy of the state it swore to protect, taking lives and destroying the properties of the country and state that gives it the power and the military identity it wields.

This is not about military rule or coup de tat, it is about the experiential contact with Nigerian soldiers every day and how their status as military men as come to establish them as agents of destruction either in time of peace or war. Gone are the days when the military was glorious and noble, when soldiers were revered and respected… Now they are mere lying scumbags that looks like piece of shit to every right thinking citizen of Nigeria.

I remember being harassed by a pot-bellied colonel inside Yaba College of Technology in 2008 because he felt he was more a Nigerian than the rest of us… Grace saved him from being lynched because I exercised caution, students would have been delighted to have a free-for-all on him. I also remember running into two military men harassing a trader in “Egbeda” market area of Lagos in 2010, they were hell bent on seizing the children school bags she was selling because they were made with camouflage material, but the crowd that gathered from the cry of the woman suggested they buy it off her at a fair price if they believe it should be a military souvenir, they bowed to reason and left in the end but I was disgusted, will toddlers been seen impersonating soldiers with the tiny, scruffy looking back-pack?

Adorning your body with any military looking effect could get you vandalized like the BRT buses that were torn to shred, and burnt on Ikorodu road recently if you mistakenly run into a soldier or military looking personnel on the road. The chances you will run into one is very high because Nigerian soldiers no longer live in military barracks, they are more popular on the streets than pure water in traffic, and the amount of revenue lost by transporters to carrying them around Lagos for free as "staff" is getting scary. With just a stern look and a military cap; I could go around Lagos, shuttling buses without paying a dime.. that's the level of abuse, and that is what they forcefully protect. The military is no longer honourable, they have degenerated to the level of policemen, the world famous street beggars of Lagos (police aka “olopa”: A group of federally employed miscreants that condone crime and are constantly #DisturbingLagos).

04/07/2014 was another day in the history of senseless violence for the “Enemy of State”, the Nigerian Army. Nine BRT buses belonging to Lagosians and the Lagos State government were vandalized and burnt to ashes because a law breaking military personnel was allegedly knocked down on a lane dedicated BRT buses. The good part of the incident was that the soldier involved in the accident survived it, stood up and called for backup because he felt the BRT bus driver was at fault when he was evidently driving on a barricaded lane dedicated to BRT buses only. When his irate colleagues got to the spot, they felt the same way too. The stopped more BRT buses, harassed  commuters and vandalized state properties. Let us liken this incident to the event of a British soldier jumping on an underground train track, and the crown’s military go on a rampage in retaliation, burning trains because they got angry that the train could have braked and avoid hitting the soldier. It’s unheard of, unbelievable, inconceivable, insane, unthinkable… Only in Nigeria, not even in Togo, only our branded thugs can do it.

I have been to a few countries, very few I would say across the UAE, UK and Western Europe but I’ve not been lucky enough to see a single military personnel and I be “wakama”. The closest I’ve done is being driven past a military base in Germany versus seeing military looking guys in Paris, but in the end they were normal policemen in camouflage. Even in the US of A, the military live in military zones and they don’t go around in their uniforms anytime they are out on the streets…Never! I have a cousin that served in the USA army so I know a little from asking. Here in Nigeria, I’ve seen more military personnel than the number of books I’ve read, and they are always everywhere, in the cities and on the streets, demanding the respect they’ve not earned either by keeping the peace within Nigeria, or fighting a war to defend her on the outside.

I remember when I was younger, growing up in Ipaja was fun, I lived a few kilometers away from a military based and the few we met were honourable men that behaved well-mannered and orderly such that you just want to be a military man when you grow up (not like Abacha or IBB though). Going towards the military base (Ikola/Command) was like going to see the haven of the gods… and I was always jealous of my mates that were students of “Command Secondary Schools”, I even had a cousin that made the experience even more heavenly that I just wished I could endlessly… That is in the past now, the military is no longer respected but feared. They are now common sights, during rallies, campaign, elections, burial, birthday, naming etc… they are now like mere house help, carrying bags for the president and holding umbrella for expatriates with an insatiable knack for harassing citizens and destroying properties. They have a rich history in that though dating back to ’78 when they threw Olufunmilayo Ransome-Kuti from a balcony and ransacked Kalakuta republic, the home of Fela. They’ve always been errand boys and animals, maybe I forgot for a while. But then they received orders, now they are so disorderly that they act on impulse, they don’t even wait for any orders, they just act with impunity, with the gait of demi-gods.

THE BRANDED THUGS aka THE NEW AREA BOYS

In October 2005, a vehicle conveying commuters was stopped, it had a soldier on board in mufti (staff) but the police still held the vehicle for breaking traffic rules either way. The military officer felt embarrassed after identifying himself and the policemen didn't sway, he promptly returned to his base, the Abati Barracks, Yaba to mobilize his colleagues on a vengeance mission. The mission left four policemen dead and 60 charred vehicles, while many Police buildings in the Area ‘C’ Command of the Force, at Surulere, Lagos were razed to the ground. These military arsonists stormed the detention cells at the Police station, pulled down the cells’ doors and iron protectors and released all suspects, among them armed robbery and homicide suspects before setting it aflame. State properties worth millions were destroyed by this “Enemy of State”. In a military response to the assualt, they claimed it was "Area Boys".
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In May 2011, the 424 Army Battalion men killed Policemen and razed down police vehicles and installation in Badagry after an alleged confrontation between the two forces. The survival of the attack ASP Taofeek Afolabi gave a good account of the incident but the in a press statement released the next day by the army spokesman, Brigadier General Raph Isa he said “Let me state categorically that no Nigerian Army soldier was involved in that reported incident in Badagry, the attack was by 'Area Boys' ”.


The 04/07/2014 BRT vs Military case was all the same, the interesting part of the story is that a BRT bus had broken down at the spot a night before and was not in motion. The BRT staff and driver were trying to fix and move the bus when the accident occurred, that was why the accident wasn't fatal enough to kill the victim.  After burning it all, the military spokesman readily blamed the act on "Area Boys" all over again, only that this time we have pictures of soldiers caught in the act… I was expecting him to say “Unknown Soldiers” like in ’78.  Here’s the evidence and result in pictures.


Now we now know that soldiers are the new “Area Boys” according to the military spokesman, maybe a new intelligent unit that specializes in the destruction of life and properties is what they use the pseudo "Area Boys” to describe.

The next time you hear the phrase"Area Boys", stay very clear because if you don't, you will be dealing with perfectly branded 'Enemies of State', clad in uniform and equipped with the taxes you pay to act as thugs for politicians in times of elections, and irrational when they will. Their fury on the weak and defenceless is always baseless so beware.. I'm praying for those in the forefront of the BH war front though... Victory Belong To God and he will give it to us. 
#BringBackOurGirls

I am Abidemi Babaolowo Oderinlo
iRead What iNeed, iWrite What iLike, iAct What iWrite
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Friday, July 11, 2014

Nigeria! The Land of Wrong Framed Right

To understand Nigeria, you must throw away notions like certainty and consensus. Instand, you have to accept you are entering a world where all truth is relative, all fats are transient and what seems to be the most visceral and bloody reality can ultimately be revealed as artifice. It’s about power, power and the construction of truth” – Sanusi Lamido Sanusi

Have you read the news headlines lately? If you've not been reading them, I will advise you stay away from it because it will ruin something within if you don't have a rocky core like me.

It's amazing, totally amazing the way things are in Nigeria. I am proud to be a Nigerian, grateful to be in this generation but totally ashamed to be an adult at this time, season and days when wrong is right and right is wrong. All thanks to the powerful administration of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GEJ), seconded by the forever corrupt mind and heart of David Mark and his league of “Yes Men”. I am almost sure this piece of my mind will appear wrong already although it is the truth, but I am unperturbed or deterred, I am suddenly getting used to doing the right thing and totally feeling it is wrong… the feeling won't stop me from doing the right thing or saying the truth though… I am unrepentant; I am glued to doing what is right, speaking the truth and baring my mind, whether it sounds right or wrong. I wonder why they've not made a law to ban the internet or Facebook sef; it sometimes gives me room for expression beyond my nucleus... I heard it was GEJ that brought it to Nigeria.

The rate at which thieves are suddenly becoming innocent in Nigeria with the approaching election year is alarming, and I am beginning to think the election will be moving us to another planet that has no Nigeria on its map. The heavy weight thieves are just receiving presidential pardon, right, left and center, leaving the politicians that didn't abuse their offices or position in time past chewing their fingers in regret. That's how lucrative the business of stealing got in Nigeria’s polity, enough to make the saints regret not dipping into financial sin atleast once while in office. God bless the soul of Dora and grant her Al-Jana, I hope to see her rise in glory when Jesus returns.

The series began with the release of Al-Mustapha “The Professional Murderer” and the pardon of Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, it all looked confusing when it began but now it’s clearer and better and even more unbelievable. More recently, Mr. GEJ made an interesting statement, he said we refer to common stealing as corruption, a statement that was corroborated by Mr. Ekpo Nta, the Chairman of ICPC a body constituted to check Economic and Financial Crimes… Now we see why nothing is checked and stealing is free for all. The constitution as been pushed aside and the idea of these con men is now law in the land, they reign supreme like the horn of a mad cow. Before you we knew what was happening, the conviction of Bode George was reversed, the lawsuit against Mohammed Abacha worth billions in every currency of the world was dropped for potential votes in Kano, the case against our forever ranting Femi Fani-Kayode was swept away for votes from outerspace cum 2015, but I never expected the headlines I saw just a few minutes ago. WHAT IS WRONG WITH GEJ AND HIS GOVERNMENT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?? Walahi, I don tire!

Today, the 11th of July, 2014 seems to be the lamest day of all for me by all premise and standard of the GEJ led administration, the headline of today's Guardian Newspaper is screaming the wrong made right again "Sanusi wrong over alleged missing $49.8bn, says Senate" .. #ADONBILIVIT.



You can call this Yes Men Senators all you want, but this gathering of thieves and squanderers, this congress is indeed a congress so I choose to call them "Baboons", that's what they are. Even the devil in hell knows that more than $60bn is missing from Nigeria's oil revenue, but he's afraid to say it because it's tantamount to saying exactly 40 Burj Khalifa went missing from the surface of the earth without a trace. Yes you read that right, the Burj Khalifa cost just $1.5bn and I can say "JUST" because more than 40 times that is missing in Nigeria and the only song we sang was #WhereIsOurMoney, a sordid song that quickly went stale with the lock down of fuel pumps by Diezani. Although david mark (intentionally spelt in small letters because he's a thieving lowlife) conceded that his "Yes" crew had failed in their duties because the house committee in charge of NNPC had not been working, he was quick to label the truth release by the erstwhile CBN Governor SLS (now Emir of Kano) as misleading, conflicting reports. Chai.. Dairis God oooo!

My fear is not the right or wrong but tomorrow, how will tomorrow fair if the air we breathe today is filled with lies, deceit, corruption or should I call it "common stealing" as GEJ described it. I am afraid I might not be able to lead the next generation in the right way because the path is seemingly reversed already, I can say go this way, but I won't be there on the streets, in the schools, in church and mosques, on the play ground, on TV and everywhere else at all times to affirm that the truth is actually what is being portrayed as false by the society and not the other way round. I know I sound confusing already but the truth is gradually becoming confusing… How on earth will I explain that the child bride "14 years old Wasila" is not guilty of murder although she poisoned her 35 years old husband? How do I present Abba Moro as a murderer although he was neither at the venue of the stampede nor physically responsible for killing the 19 young Nigerians that died 2014 or the ones that died the year before in a similar job scam he organized? How do I tell the world of today the about the truth behind "The Menace Called Boko Haram", helping them break away from religious innuendo and see the way out? I am afraid it's all dabbed wrong already and even the truth can't seem to make it right but I'm an irredeemable optimist.

I am a believer so I am going to hold onto the right and truth, I won't allow GEJ, his cabinet or his baboons to change a thing because I know in time, Nigeria will grow past this odds. No one starts off being excellent, someday soon, I will be catching an underground train from Ilupeju to Ikeja and it's just going to be a 10mins ride. If I am here today, still proud to be Nigerian, then there is some good in Nigeria, there is hope, a future and I know I'm not alone. It's worth fighting for!


I am Nigerian!
I am Abidemi Babaolowo Oderinlo
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Thursday, July 3, 2014

Our Last Resort against BH


Amazing grace!

The sound of war, the clanging of gongs, the boomerang of bombs and the weakening of the walls of this great nation that is now seemingly hanging on the sling of Boko Haram and corruption must be rescued with the right weapon of warfare “The Truth”.

Based on the facts that I gathered from the pages of history about the origin of “Mai Tatsine” and from listening to the testimonies of Professor Dauda Ojobi, a former secretary of Northern Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), a retired Professor from  Benue State University faculty of Law, the 3rd Reverend Father from Northern Nigeria after Paul Gindiri, and GG Ganaka and the first Nigerian overseer of Baptist Church in Kaduna and also One time commissioner of Justice in Bauchi State, I wrote a piece few months ago about the real origin of Boko Haram and how we can end it by uprooting it from the root, but because of our bridled love for religion in place of the truth and God, a lot of people tagged my assertions perverted lies and claimed I had no good enough ground to substantiate the truth that I know and was sure of.

On the return from my erotic erratic as usual, I found something so interesting, confirming the truth (some call it suspicion) that CAN actually started what led to “Mai Tatsine” and now “Boko Haram”. If you want to see what I found, please kindly visit this link and read the beginning of my revealing espionage before proceeding to watch the video below.



I am sure you are blinking and thinking it is mere coincidence for Shekau of BH fame to be saying this same lines in this video? Naaaa! It’s the truth; the wrath we now face is from the not-so-well plotted plan of our own Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) to bridle the growth of Islam in the North of Nigeria. That failed plan resulted in a plague that not only burning the north, but weakening Nigeria and making Christianity in it a sour experience in our country. I am not surprised though, the church is so ridden with a history of persecuting even Christians for diverse belief, how much more Muslims...and it's vice versa though just that the haramites prefer f*cking with just Christians and any other institution that looks like it.

I remember my service year in Hadejia, Jigawa State, there were posters labeling sports as an Illuminatic design and any constellation to watch a game a “Haram”. The pictures of tens of sports star and music artist making illuminati signs crossed with red ink decorating the doors of some business centre and even the walls of a business plaza that homes a pharmacy on the busiest street of Hadejia now makes more sense in my head. I saw it and just ignored it even at the door of viewing centres because watching football was the only evidence of real life for me in Hadejia, it was a new world so music and sport was my only connection with the real world. With time, I graduated to watching it at the house of Shina Ayotola, the author of “A Little Bit Of Everything” because somehow, it kept me in the circle of people I felt safe with… bankers and youth corpers like me. The only danger I saw back then was the general extreme religious values and belief system, the strong ethnic inclination and political brouhaha. The idea of a sect, engineered by the failed plan of CAN called BH was never real enough to pose a threat but now I know we could have even more than just BH to deal with.

Maybe if the Northern Christian of old had been patient enough and be religious tolerant enough and thoughtful enough before devising such demonic stance in the name of god and not God, the innocents Nigerians of today won’t be falling by the counsel of those in the past who thought in their heart that they could help God by starting a war within the Islamic camp instead of loving, praying and living to be a reason for Muslims to come to Jesus.

Now we must lick our wounds, groan with pain, confess our mistake and seek the face of God by coming boldly towards the throne of mercy, so we can find help in this time of need. The race to be the next jet owner or the biggest pastor or minister in Africa should stall a little, let us all go down on our knees, Christian and Muslim and pray in this month of Ramadan for God to arise, destroy the gathering of this vengeance seeking delusional psychos and help heal our land.

I refuse to be called a Christian or Muslim, I will allow the world around me decide my faith when they see the works of faith bearing fruit in me. 

Becareful what you believe they climb the pulpit to preach in any gaddem church or mosque, but more importantly, Christians beware!


Selah!

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Liebster Award.. I Wonder That Is?


Today of all day that I was feeling all funky already, then I saw Shughar's  comment on my recent post indicating she nominated me for an award "I come start to dey feel like Superfly Snuka". Anyways, I am doing my own back although I am not sure of how this works.. 

I think the award is for upcoming bloggers "I am not upcoming, I am actually unserious", I've own this blog since 2007, na my fault say I never blow. I can use the mileage though, and I think it will be fun answering those questions below and shunning out the blog ID of other interesting bloggers.

THE RULES
1.You must link the person’s blog who nominated you for the award.
2.Answer the 11 questions given by the person who nominated you.
3.Pick an additional 11 people to nominate with UNDER 200 blog followers
4.You cannot nominate the blogger who nominated you.
5.You must inform the nominees that have been nominated.

6. You can write 11 random things about you. 

Straight to the questions, before I change my mind. I hope sweetness personified Shughar's is ready for the answers...

1. What did you want to be when you were a child?
  • The only thing I can remember I wanted to be as a child was '"Different". I gave myself the name "Babaolowo" when I was like two years old, fought anyone that tried associating me with small girls "you know all those babies they call your wife as a child", I preferred their mothers... I think I was already in Secondary School before I gave that a real thought... and I am doing what I fell in love with then.. wanna know what? Just ask me again
2. What is the best thing about you?
  • I have very sexy lips, jagged teeth (from a accident I survived), brown eyes (from my grandma) but I think the best of 'em all is the fact that I don't get angry... I'm an extra miler and I always go around with a long rope that never snaps. A lot of people think it's a bad one, but I don't ever wanna stop... 
3. Which of my blog posts is your favourite?
  • It is one old post of yours like that, even you sef can't remember it so don't ask me again.
4. What makes you laugh out loud?
  • Almost everything gives me a good laugh "because i'm happy"  except Nigerian movies
5. What is your guiding philosophy or quote?
  • The way things are is the way you left it... Stand up, Stand tall, be the change you want to see
6. What do you dislike about blogging?
  • It's a never ending story.
7. What is the hardest thing you have ever had to do?
  • I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.... I am sure I will never be in a situation where I will have to compromise... Finding out and accepting that you've not been totally a positive influence on people who are destined to live the negative life sometimes becomes harder but nothing is harder than eating a plate of Eba with Efo with snail inside and crushed, smoked Shawa  inside inside with cold pammie to flush it.
8. What are 3 of your future goals?
  • Become the change I've always clamoured, write, sing, dance and even go mad about
  • Write a chart bursting, ever green song for an artist that I am not sure I know yet
  • To remain me and real without compromising me forever, so help me God
9. What is the aim of your blog?
  • Inspire people, birth change and maybe get a fat check from Google someday for writing what I like.
10.What feature and/or personality do you love the most about yourself?
  • Every feature/personality, you no hear say na Jesus I resemble, I don't wanna change anything... Even my voice is cold and sexy and you don't even get to see it.
11.What of your posts is your best blog post so far?
  • I wrote it in... don't ask, just read "On a Clean Slate Here" HERE and "Tomorrow Is You" HERE they are personal expressions...not the best...
RANDOM FACTS
  1. I am taller than I look
  2. I am technically a comedian but I don't get paid for making the world around me laugh
  3. I am abnormal, irrational and definitely way out of your league so you can't figure me out
  4. I read almost everything in ink, don't like reading on computers but I don on phones and tabs OK
  5. My elevator pitch is going to be just too long, I do a little bit of everything which is weird
  6. I love writing music and poems
  7. I could be very random without the world around me knowing
  8. I hate clouds, whether it's from a chimney, an exhaust or from a cigarette but I doesn't irritate me
  9. I love boxing more than any sport in the world, no favourite boxer though... I do Arsenal (Football) & San Antonio Spurs (Basket Ball)
  10. I love being alone.. like living in my own world
  11. I am still discovering myself...because there is practically nothing I can't do... fear is a scam
NOMINEES
I don't really have a hold on the learners community like that... my circle is very small when it comes to blogging so I might....... (go figure)

Good Naija Girl (She's not a learner like me but I put her here jor)

I think I yaff tried o jare! No time for editing or review...