Sunday, August 3, 2014

Leadership Lessons from My Shoeless Friend (The Cattle Boy)


If found the story of this young cattle boy so inspiring that I just have to share it, if it speaks to you, don’t front, share it… let it speak to others around you. It is poetic justice done on the lessons of leadership.

"Yes, he leads cows but yet he is not leading from behind
They follow him
He is their bearing
The cows are diverse
White, black, brown... male and female
Yet they trust him COMPLETELY
Yes he is a small boy and even "shoeless"
But they don't care because they know him
He is sincere and their interests lie in him
And his interests in them as well
For, he milks them and satisfies his needs
And he in turn takes them kilometers to greener pastures for grazing
And he doesn't eat their food
His self confidence emanates from the fact that he knows they depend on him
There is mutual trust between them and they won't hurt him
He is a great example of leadership.
The Cattle Boy from…” -- Bashir Maidugu

Perhaps there are lessons to be learnt from being a simple cattle rarer in the Savannah of northern Nigeria, enough lessons to guide the sail of this hailing nation at sea to bay. If you want to know this little boy and learn his ways, I know him and I can lead you to him when you and I are willing and ready to learn his ways. I can guarantee you he will do anything to protect his heard, I once met him in the grassland of Jigawa after he sunk three arrows from his bow into the back and buttock of a man who tries to steal from his herd (true story); yes he protects and will never allow any harm come the way of his cattle even in the face of danger and death.


It is sad we can't even find a single person in the position of leadership in Nigeria (from local government to the number one citizen) that knows his duty has a leader and performs such with definitiveness of purpose and value, not a single man, woman or hermaphrodite in Buba, Khaki or Gown that we can like unto this cattle boy… It’s a shame; all we see is hullabaloo about stealing. It is funny how leadership can be right? It is so easy and needs no genius to achieve. Leadership is all about doing the right thing consciously and unconsciously, it is about living for others; its purpose is to serve and protect the interest of many while protecting the interest of self and not being selfish but selfless at it. 

I pray that today that someday, we will find "A Cattle Boy" worthy and ready to lead Nigerians and Nigeria to a greener pasture without killing our calves for sport and pleasure or seeing only the price of the hide and beef, but rather see the nation as a whole as a part of him.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Emmanuel 'Oshiboy' Oshiame -- Friends Immortal


Every time I see a Benz drive by, I don't admire it, I remember you... I remember how we argue to defend our choice of German machines...and I always win. I'm still a sucker for BMWs, maybe I'll buy one Benz just for the lovely memory of you Oshiboy... Though we were friends, you were that lil bro I never had...the realest human I ever came across so far and the most down to earth of all my friends..

I remember just like yesterday, the last time I saw you...it was behind Methodist primary school, my alma mater, just a stone throw from your street. I was on my way home from somewhere I can't remember right now, I had just survived an accident a few weeks before, my mouth was splinted heavily with zinc and I walked with a slight limp that only you seem to notice of all the people I met on the road that day... No one saw the difference but you did...that's how rare you were, you kept every bit of your friends in you, I'm glad I noticed, maybe I'm the only one in the whole of Ipaja that did. You were as restless as ever, and with a promise to come see later, you breeze off... I never knew it was going to be the last time I will see your ugly, chubby, lovely face.

I remember you driving down to the sawmill to see me where I was keeping it real & earning my street cred...everytime you got the chance, you identified with me when the hustle was down and dirty, nothing else mattered, you were a brother for real... We ate suya together under my yellow umbrella by the road side, the girls don't matter when it comes to your friend, you stayed real, more than a friend. We talked about the girls, even Zainab your lil sister...and you were always like "guy go for my elder sis if you don't want my dad to kill you",we made funny jokes, listened to music...even though I could count the number hours we spent together. I remember when Lucky Dube was killed, I was in your house a day after, we played his music loud and drank together some juice, pretending to be sober...everything was normal then, but now...everything feels special.

I can't remember you ever owning a phone for a week, you are never sure about your email, your Facebook account was like a miracle, the only thing that was certain about you was the clothes you had on, and your father's house address... You lived on the fast lane Emmanuel Oshiame, you only lived for the moment, the next day was never your priority, even when you dreamed about it aloud. I don't know what to miss about you, I just miss you.

Just last month, I was with Zainab in London... She took me out for a drink and I told her I was always coming to your house because of her and that you knew about it... She just couldn't react, she knew you were just one hell of a crazy brother. She told me about your death back in 2009, I can remember going blank on Skype when she did... Her words were "You still saw him in April? That's recent now, he died shortly after then, how I wish I saw him in April, maybe I won't be missing him this much.."

I can't wish for April because I know that April will never come... I'm not blank anymore though, I feel alive now with thought of you... No heaviness, no pain, just the beauty of those mins we shared and how priceless they were... I'm sure you still remember Kenny Seyi Marcus ... I remember telling you I told her about Seun and you were like "...now you owe me a beer, but that's after I apologize to Kenny". I'm almost sure you never did.. too crazy to have the time.. I miss that craziness Oshiboy, and on a day like this, I remember you with no tears... I'm glad earth felt your warmth, I'm looking forward to hanging out with you again when Jesus returns... But till then... Life Goes On Emmanuel ... Life Goes On...

I really thought we will grow up together to see tomorrow but you couldn't make it, now I am really looking forward to eternity, a place where we will be friends forever. #StayImmortal

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Buhari, The Power Drunk General and His Many Crimes


I read Buhari's comment this morning and I almost laughed. He said ..
"Our country has gone through several rough patches, but never before have I seen a Nigerian President declare war on his own country as we are seeing now..."  

Grandpa Buhari, you can lie ooo! What about the wars you declared on innocent Nigerians as a military ruler... Your tolerance for opposition was superb then I assume, so holistic that you jailed so many people without fair trial..

As an oligarch and military ruler, you didn't believe in equality before the law. Just to mention a few of the things you did that I am sure GEJ hasn't even scratched the surface...

1. You jailed Lateef Jakande, Jim Nwobodo, Ambrose Ali, Pa Adekunle Ajasin, Chief Ayo Ojewumi on cases that had no foundation... That one is not war on Nigeria and Nigerians right?

2. You protected Awwal Ibrahim, the then Niger State governor, who was arrested in Heathrow Airport in London with 14 million pounds sterling and several millions of Naira and dollars by putting him under house arrest. I wonder why you frown at GEJ for protecting Ijaw thieves?

3. You placed Shehu Kangiwa, Sokoto State Governor who conducted and supervised the famous Bakolori Massacre of poor peasant farmers whose land were appropriated without compensation under house arrest instead of the guillotine like you always do with people that did nothing.

4. Ayo Ojewumi and Prof. Ambrose Alli came out of your prison camps blind as a result of imprisonment on false charges... Even Mandela still had his eyes after decades of imprisonment, what did you inject in their system... Love abi?

5. You publicly executed three innocent Nigerians by enacting an overnight law that made legality illegal for your own good pleasure. Lawal Ojuolape (30), Bernard Ogedengbe (29) and Bartholomew Owoh (26). were killed because you upgraded the law to suit your blood thirst.

6. You jailed Ndukar Irabor and Tunde Thompson of the Guardian on stories that were true under Decree 4. You told Nigerian journalists then that "it did not matter whether the story reported was true or not, if my regime did not like it, the writer would go to jail."

7. You Jailed Pa Adekunle Ajasin... you might want to tell us why?

8. You created emergency rule just because you wanted to jailed Fela Anikulapo -Kuti (Abami Eda) out of your way on trumped up charges. The judge later confessed you ordered him to do so..with an apology to Abami Eda. If Fela were alive today, he will win you in any election with or without rigging, you should bury your head in shame and stop calling yourself "elder statesman" you are nothing near a statesman.. you be "enemy of state".

9. You publicly said " I decided to deal with this Fela problem once and for all." was Fela Kuti the voice of truth and freedom a problem? You were and still a problem.. hundreds of thousands are dead in your name..

10. As a smuggler, you supervised the smuggling of 53 suitcases filled with cash through the MMA against the protests of General Tunde Idiagbon and ironically, Abubakar Atiku, the then Director General of the Customs. Your chief smuggler then was your ADC, Col. Mustapha Jokolo.

11. Buhari, the unholy mallam, you placed President Shagari under house arrest inside a palatial mansion in Ikoyi while you locked up Shagari's Vice, Alex Ekwueme in Kirikiri Prison... so much for being a true Nigerian with no ethnic inclination... Sir Ahmadu Bello will be very proud of you for upholding the dumb ass Dan Fodio estate.

12. Grandpa, in 1984, you rented assassins in the UK to drugg and crate/box your fugitive political friend, former minister of transportation Umaru Dikko in an attempt to forcefully smuggle him back into Nigeria as a diplomatic baggage to come and face charges of corruption in your own court that is governed by your personal rules. What manner of man will put a human being in a crate like a bird from the Amazons, to be shipped illegally because you are almighty Buhari when you could have tabled a legal diplomatic request for him to be repatriated. Thank God the British authorities opened the box. Imagine an anti-corruption crusader that knows where to find and hire assassins abroad, imagine how many he keeps on home soil. Anti-corruption my foot, abeg make the old cow go siddon, we don't need the likes of him or GEJ, they are cousins, no value for human lives. 

13. Worst of all, you subverted the will of the people that night in 1983 when you disbanded democracy with force... I've heard the lame claim of bloodless coup, but you've shed more blood in public view than any ruler Nigeria has seen..more than even the stone-hearted Abacha, you are simply a lying, heartless, northern Islamist.

For those that paint Buhari in shining anti-corrupton light, GEJ is a lot like him, power drunk bigots that want to keep power at all cost, even if the people they want to govern die miserable deaths in the process... If GMB is still a saint, maybe GEJ is right about stealing not being a corrupt practice... Killing is just murder not corruption, stealing is just robbery not corruption... I choose the truth though...
Go tell it on the mountain, GMD is not a general of the people! He's a general of his own power drunk ambition, his last crumb of honour was crushed when endorsed Mohammed Abacha for money, he should be dreaded... He's the only man that killed more people in the name of being the president that Abacha so I see where they connect. The only man more power driven than him in Nigeria right now is GEJ, his own crusade is we need a second term no matter what... They are both rouges and liars... they own thesame ambition and share thesame lies...

"I will never contest for Presidency again" -- Liar Muhammadu Buhari
"I won't be returning in 2015" -- GoodLiar Ebele Jonathan
If you believe anything they say, you are sleeping on a bicycle... "Walahi oti jonatan"

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Thursday, July 17, 2014

The Branded Thugs - Nigerian Army, The New Area Boys

It is no longer news to hear of military violence in Nigeria and it is always between the army and another arm of the force, especially the Police; it is no longer strange to see soldiers harassing civilians, especially when they are in convoy or they  find a civilian wearing casual camouflage accessories even though it is legal to wear it. It is now common site to see the Nigerian government using the force to intimidate, shun and oppress her citizenry into succumbing to their whims and caprice especially when the people rise to make demands for equity and the rule of law, or more common is the arson against opposition to express and effect dominance; but it gets stranger when the military suddenly becomes the enemy of the state it swore to protect, taking lives and destroying the properties of the country and state that gives it the power and the military identity it wields.

This is not about military rule or coup de tat, it is about the experiential contact with Nigerian soldiers every day and how their status as military men as come to establish them as agents of destruction either in time of peace or war. Gone are the days when the military was glorious and noble, when soldiers were revered and respected… Now they are mere lying scumbags that looks like piece of shit to every right thinking citizen of Nigeria.

I remember being harassed by a pot-bellied colonel inside Yaba College of Technology in 2008 because he felt he was more a Nigerian than the rest of us… Grace saved him from being lynched because I exercised caution, students would have been delighted to have a free-for-all on him. I also remember running into two military men harassing a trader in “Egbeda” market area of Lagos in 2010, they were hell bent on seizing the children school bags she was selling because they were made with camouflage material, but the crowd that gathered from the cry of the woman suggested they buy it off her at a fair price if they believe it should be a military souvenir, they bowed to reason and left in the end but I was disgusted, will toddlers been seen impersonating soldiers with the tiny, scruffy looking back-pack?

Adorning your body with any military looking effect could get you vandalized like the BRT buses that were torn to shred, and burnt on Ikorodu road recently if you mistakenly run into a soldier or military looking personnel on the road. The chances you will run into one is very high because Nigerian soldiers no longer live in military barracks, they are more popular on the streets than pure water in traffic, and the amount of revenue lost by transporters to carrying them around Lagos for free as "staff" is getting scary. With just a stern look and a military cap; I could go around Lagos, shuttling buses without paying a dime.. that's the level of abuse, and that is what they forcefully protect. The military is no longer honourable, they have degenerated to the level of policemen, the world famous street beggars of Lagos (police aka “olopa”: A group of federally employed miscreants that condone crime and are constantly #DisturbingLagos).

04/07/2014 was another day in the history of senseless violence for the “Enemy of State”, the Nigerian Army. Nine BRT buses belonging to Lagosians and the Lagos State government were vandalized and burnt to ashes because a law breaking military personnel was allegedly knocked down on a lane dedicated BRT buses. The good part of the incident was that the soldier involved in the accident survived it, stood up and called for backup because he felt the BRT bus driver was at fault when he was evidently driving on a barricaded lane dedicated to BRT buses only. When his irate colleagues got to the spot, they felt the same way too. The stopped more BRT buses, harassed  commuters and vandalized state properties. Let us liken this incident to the event of a British soldier jumping on an underground train track, and the crown’s military go on a rampage in retaliation, burning trains because they got angry that the train could have braked and avoid hitting the soldier. It’s unheard of, unbelievable, inconceivable, insane, unthinkable… Only in Nigeria, not even in Togo, only our branded thugs can do it.

I have been to a few countries, very few I would say across the UAE, UK and Western Europe but I’ve not been lucky enough to see a single military personnel and I be “wakama”. The closest I’ve done is being driven past a military base in Germany versus seeing military looking guys in Paris, but in the end they were normal policemen in camouflage. Even in the US of A, the military live in military zones and they don’t go around in their uniforms anytime they are out on the streets…Never! I have a cousin that served in the USA army so I know a little from asking. Here in Nigeria, I’ve seen more military personnel than the number of books I’ve read, and they are always everywhere, in the cities and on the streets, demanding the respect they’ve not earned either by keeping the peace within Nigeria, or fighting a war to defend her on the outside.

I remember when I was younger, growing up in Ipaja was fun, I lived a few kilometers away from a military based and the few we met were honourable men that behaved well-mannered and orderly such that you just want to be a military man when you grow up (not like Abacha or IBB though). Going towards the military base (Ikola/Command) was like going to see the haven of the gods… and I was always jealous of my mates that were students of “Command Secondary Schools”, I even had a cousin that made the experience even more heavenly that I just wished I could endlessly… That is in the past now, the military is no longer respected but feared. They are now common sights, during rallies, campaign, elections, burial, birthday, naming etc… they are now like mere house help, carrying bags for the president and holding umbrella for expatriates with an insatiable knack for harassing citizens and destroying properties. They have a rich history in that though dating back to ’78 when they threw Olufunmilayo Ransome-Kuti from a balcony and ransacked Kalakuta republic, the home of Fela. They’ve always been errand boys and animals, maybe I forgot for a while. But then they received orders, now they are so disorderly that they act on impulse, they don’t even wait for any orders, they just act with impunity, with the gait of demi-gods.

THE BRANDED THUGS aka THE NEW AREA BOYS

In October 2005, a vehicle conveying commuters was stopped, it had a soldier on board in mufti (staff) but the police still held the vehicle for breaking traffic rules either way. The military officer felt embarrassed after identifying himself and the policemen didn't sway, he promptly returned to his base, the Abati Barracks, Yaba to mobilize his colleagues on a vengeance mission. The mission left four policemen dead and 60 charred vehicles, while many Police buildings in the Area ‘C’ Command of the Force, at Surulere, Lagos were razed to the ground. These military arsonists stormed the detention cells at the Police station, pulled down the cells’ doors and iron protectors and released all suspects, among them armed robbery and homicide suspects before setting it aflame. State properties worth millions were destroyed by this “Enemy of State”. In a military response to the assualt, they claimed it was "Area Boys".
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In May 2011, the 424 Army Battalion men killed Policemen and razed down police vehicles and installation in Badagry after an alleged confrontation between the two forces. The survival of the attack ASP Taofeek Afolabi gave a good account of the incident but the in a press statement released the next day by the army spokesman, Brigadier General Raph Isa he said “Let me state categorically that no Nigerian Army soldier was involved in that reported incident in Badagry, the attack was by 'Area Boys' ”.


The 04/07/2014 BRT vs Military case was all the same, the interesting part of the story is that a BRT bus had broken down at the spot a night before and was not in motion. The BRT staff and driver were trying to fix and move the bus when the accident occurred, that was why the accident wasn't fatal enough to kill the victim.  After burning it all, the military spokesman readily blamed the act on "Area Boys" all over again, only that this time we have pictures of soldiers caught in the act… I was expecting him to say “Unknown Soldiers” like in ’78.  Here’s the evidence and result in pictures.


Now we now know that soldiers are the new “Area Boys” according to the military spokesman, maybe a new intelligent unit that specializes in the destruction of life and properties is what they use the pseudo "Area Boys” to describe.

The next time you hear the phrase"Area Boys", stay very clear because if you don't, you will be dealing with perfectly branded 'Enemies of State', clad in uniform and equipped with the taxes you pay to act as thugs for politicians in times of elections, and irrational when they will. Their fury on the weak and defenceless is always baseless so beware.. I'm praying for those in the forefront of the BH war front though... Victory Belong To God and he will give it to us. 
#BringBackOurGirls

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